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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morris and his wife Esther ,went to the state fare every year and every Year Morris would say , "Esther, I,d like to ride the helicopter" Esther always replied "I know Morris but it costs 50 dollars and fifty dollars is 50 dollars. One year Esther and Morris went to the fare and Morris said,"Esther I am 85 yrs old, I might never get another chance to ride the helicopter' To this Esther replied," Morris fifty dollars is fifty dollars'. The pilot overheard their conversation and said ,,"folks I,ll make you a deal ,Ill take both of you for a ride if both of you keep quiet for the entire ride,but say one word and it will be 50 dollars, they agreed and up they went. The pilot did all sorts of manouvers and daredevil tricks over and over again but not a word was heard ,When they landed the pilot turned to Morris and said,"By golly I tried everything I could but you never yelled out once. Morris replied, well to tell the truth I almost said something when Esther fell out, One link Direct Download: the helicopter ride |
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